If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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