Need sex. Gaining weight.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
please don't ironically join a cult
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