Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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