Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
