so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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