grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
so let's talk penis.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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