Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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