It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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