Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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