i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
