Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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