talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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