She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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