im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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