we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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