What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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