If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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