I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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