Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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