Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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