Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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