Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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