Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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