I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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