oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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