Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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