the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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