She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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