I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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