I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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