Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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