True but thats because hes a fetus.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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