Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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