There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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