i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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