is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Randomize
