It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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