absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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