Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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