Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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