Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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