let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Randomize
