It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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