3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
The air taste purple.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Randomize
