just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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