found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
i need some magic done to my vagina
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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