ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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