He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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