go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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