eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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